Week 4 NFL Picks

Week 4 NFL Picks

Carolina Panthers vs. Atlanta Falcons

Winner:  Atlanta Falcons

Why:  You've seen the way Atlanta is playing, a team led by a "man we're losing I'm going to pout" Cam Newton team is not going to beat the Falcons right now.

New England Patriots vs. Buffalo Bills

Winner:  Patriots

Why:  The Pats are on a two game losing streak, even though this game will be closer than some may think expect the Pats to squeak out a win and avenge the losses to Arizona and Baltimore in the two past weeks

Minnesota Vikings vs. Detroit Lions

Winner:  Detroit Lions

Why:  Yes, the Vikings beat the 49ers last week, and yes Christian Ponder looks significantly better this year, but no, the Lions need this game and will win this game.

San Diego Chargers vs. Kansas City Chiefs

Winner:  Chiefs

Why:  The Chiefs defense is getting healthier, that's a great sign for  a team with so much defensive talent in place, not only that Jamaal Charles ran like a man possessed last week  against the New Orleans Saints.  Expect Charles to have another big week in the Chiefs second straight win of the season.

Seattle Seahawks vs. St. Louis Rams

Winner:  Seahawks

Why:  Should the Seahawks have a L in the losers column after last weeks "We don't know what, we're doing man we're just here," performance put on by Replacement Referees? Heck Ya, but are they a "real" team with a really stout defense, with a secondary that scares everybody else in the league?  The answer to that is yes also, look for them to confuse Sam Bradford into a terrible performance followed by a Seattle win.

San Francisco 49ers vs. New York Jets

Winner:  49ers

Why:  To be honest, I think the Jets are a joke this year, nothing more than a gimmick.  Even though, the 49ers took a surprising L to the Vikings last week expect them to do nothing less than beat the tar out of the Jets this week.

Tennessee Titans vs. Houston Texans

Winner:  Texans

Why:  As much as it pains me to say this right now the Texans are the best team in the NFL.  That trend isn't going to stop this weekend when they put another win in the winners column over the "Thank You BasedGod" miracle winners of last week. 

Oakland Raiders vs. Denver Broncos

Winner:  Broncos

Why:  The Raiders look like trash on defense, yes they squeaked out a win last week against the Steelers. Forget that the Broncos are going to do whatever they please against the Raiders this weekend.

Miami Dolphins vs. Arizona Cardinals

Winner:  Cardinals

Why:  Reggie Bush is the Dolphins offense, he's inactive today.  Therefore, the Arizona Cardinals will start the season 4-0 Chuuuuch.

Cincinatti Bengals vs. Jacksonville Jaguars

Winner: Bengals

Why:  Jacksonville also squeaked out a "Thank You BasedGod" win this week.  But, with the way Andy Dalton and AJ Green are working the honeymoon will end this Sunday, who said they gonna beat them Bengals?

New Orleans Saints vs. Green Bay Packers

Winner: Packers

Why:  The Packers took a misfortunate loss last week thanks to the crew of Foot Locker sneaker salesman reffing NFL games.  Welp they won't this week when New Orleans starts the season off 0-4, "The bounty brothers of Fall," have one of the worst defenses in the league,  do your really think they can slow down Aaron Rodgers in company? Me neither

Washington Redskins vs. Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Winner:  Redskins

Why:  A matchup of two of the worst pass defenses in the NFL. Expect RGIII from Goodburger to out duel Greg Schiano and the "We play hard when teams take knees," Buccaneers.

New York Giants vs. Philadelphia Eagles

Winner:  Giants

Why:  This will be a very interesting matchup, but to be honest the way Michael Vick has been playing there is no way I'm picking them to beat the Giants.

Dallas Cowboys vs. Chicago Bears.

Winner:  Cowboys

Why:  Two words, Jay Cutler.  O, thanks for my fantasy points each week Jay?  I joke, I joke, you're a jerk.